The Kat-Alog

I am the stupendous Namcha Barwa. You may also address me as The Great Namchini, King Namcha, Namchi, or Chini. I have two sidekicks: Kirby (alias Goober or Goobatron). She is my trusty space alien minion. My other sidekick is Sumi. My favorite things are: rainbow bananas, food, being King, lying on rugs, and chewing fingers. Goober's favorite things are: WATER! chasing shadows, playing fluffy gladiators, and saying "you know". Together, we rule. (Actually I do, because I am king).

December 30, 2010

Kingly thoughts

My name is Namcha and I am very handsome. This is how the king poses on a chair.

Yes? You require an audience?

I am indisposed thinking Kingly thoughts. Please return later.

Snarffllleeeee.... snort! Pthhhhhhh....

December 29, 2010

Best Cat Toy EVER! (2010 Edition)

The Bergan Turbo Cat Toy Scratcher has my royal paw of approval. Not only is it entertaining to scratch, but Goober and I enjoy batting the ball back and forth.

December 28, 2010

Goober in the SINK

I'M HAPPY, YOU KNOW!

I LOVE THE SINK!!!

Mid-afternoon snack.

DON'T MOVE. There is a giant green bug on your head and it will be my mid-afternoon snack. Your forehead?
Do not worry, scratches from the KING are a sign of valor.

Relaxing?

RELAXING? Yes, I am the KING at relaxing. You are surprised?

December 27, 2010

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Someone spiked my rainbow banana.

The King loves rainbow bananas. They drive me B-A-N-A-N-A-S. And then I pass out, you know!

Holy cannoli!

Put some clothes on! No one wants to see that!

December 26, 2010

Goobatron gets excited

Hi YOU KNOW!!!!

What?!?! Is that something shiny?! I WANT IT!

Meoooooaaaaawwwwwn....

Too much excitement, you know! I love naps, you know, because I'm CUTE!

December 25, 2010

You are beneath THE KING.

You are beneath me.

You do not understand.

This is not a comment on my Kingly stature, Goober. I am on the couch, and you are on the floor, thus you are LITERALLY beneath me. What? You don't understand what figuratively means, you know? *sigh*