Decorating with Minions

I'm a PILLOW, you know!!

Miaoooo-shhhhoooooo...

Miaaaaoooo--shoooooo, miaooooooo-sssshoooooo, miaooooo-shooooooo...

*gnnnnntthhh* *snort*

A King, A Shadow and A Surprise

Hello, I am ready for my KINGLY address, but first I extend my KINGLY paw for your obsequious ministrations...

WHAT?!!?!
You interrupt my KINGLY ADDRESS shadow minion?!

Hi Namcha!  I like cuddling with you because you're warm.
Besides, I have my invisibility matrix on-so you can only see my eyes. How did you discover me?!

Have I not told you before? As KING I am both omnipotent and omniscient. My super power is being fluffy.

My castle, you are irksome.

And you just farted.
*sigh*

I am a shadow!

I am a shadow!  The only way to see me is in SUNLIGHT, you know!

I know you're there.

I know you're there.

Think you could fool the KING?!

Think again.

I know you're still there. I simply choose to ignore you.

I love Call of Duty, you know!!

I'm going to get it!!!