The Kat-Alog

I am the stupendous Namcha Barwa. You may also address me as The Great Namchini, King Namcha, Namchi, or Chini. I have two sidekicks: Kirby (alias Goober or Goobatron). She is my trusty space alien minion. My other sidekick is Sumi. My favorite things are: rainbow bananas, food, being King, lying on rugs, and chewing fingers. Goober's favorite things are: WATER! chasing shadows, playing fluffy gladiators, and saying "you know". Together, we rule. (Actually I do, because I am king).

December 25, 2010

You are beneath THE KING.

You are beneath me.

You do not understand.

This is not a comment on my Kingly stature, Goober. I am on the couch, and you are on the floor, thus you are LITERALLY beneath me. What? You don't understand what figuratively means, you know? *sigh*

What!!!?!?!

Humdy humdy hoo...


What!?!?!

December 20, 2010

The Lion Cut and the KING

Morning! I am a white lion, you know!

Pay attention to me-I am the KING. I am so fast you can hardly see me!!

Wait what?!?! What was that?!?