Emoting kingly disapproval...

What is this hard silver object you have placed on my sleeping area!? I am emoting kingly disapproval.

Ah yes. This Entertainment Weekly you were intending to read before bed-this is acceptable, you know! However in light of earlier events this evening, I stick my tongue out at you.

Assisting humans with boxes can be exhausting, you know! (STARFER SCORE 19.5)

Goober could not handle assisting the human with putting together Ikea boxes-it was too much for her-she had to take a nap. As you can see, she successfully defeated the string monster and is sleeping next to its dead carcass.

As King, I helped my humans change the light bulb. This box is my current throne (I have many).

However I soon succummed to the lure of recumbant posing (to be submitted for STARFER point value).

STARFER SCORE: 19.5: Hmmm....  Very nice front paw symmetry.  And a cute, "perky" tail....  

However, as in the ongoing codification of STARFER a prop is not a prop if it merely "appears" in the photo, and is not a part of the pose, the boxes do not count, leaving Namcha, with a near max, unassisted, 19.5.  Congrats!

Two ears way up: Staring out the window

My favorite spot, you know!

The Great Namchini gives staring out the window a positive rating of two ears way up. According to a study published in my favorite newspaper, The Scratchington Post (http://bit.ly/2n9aa6) we handsome felines spend 21.6 % of our time looking out the window. I must concur-this is a most pleasant activity. This study attached feline cams to the participants and noted the most common activities. For the holidays, I am requesting such a camera for my collar. The masses must know the wondrous doings of my royals self. An acceptable camera might be (http://bit.ly/f4SHey) on ThinkGeek. What? Surprised at my tech savvy? My omniscience? Wait until I am wearing my KingCam, and you will no longer be surprised.

Another note, the same study found another common feline activity was spending time with other animals (11.8 %). I also try to find time to spend with my minions-one must to keep up kingly appearances, you know!

And now, back to the window...