December 30, 2010

Kingly thoughts

My name is Namcha and I am very handsome. This is how the king poses on a chair.
Yes? You require an audience?
I am indisposed thinking Kingly thoughts. Please return later.

Snarffllleeeee.... snort! Pthhhhhhh....

Snarffllleeeee.... snort!  Pthhhhhhh....

December 29, 2010

Best Cat Toy EVER! (2010 Edition)


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The Bergan Turbo Cat Toy Scratcher has my royal paw of approval. Not only is it entertaining to scratch, but Goober and I enjoy batting the ball back and forth.

December 28, 2010

Goober in the SINK

I'M HAPPY, YOU KNOW!
I LOVE THE SINK!!!

Mid-afternoon snack.

DON'T MOVE. There is a giant green bug on your head and it will be my mid-afternoon snack. Your forehead?
Do not worry, scratches from the KING are a sign of valor.

Relaxing?

RELAXING? Yes, I am the KING at relaxing. You are surprised?

December 27, 2010

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Someone spiked my rainbow banana.
The King loves rainbow bananas. They drive me B-A-N-A-N-A-S. And then I pass out, you know!

Holy cannoli!

Put some clothes on! No one wants to see that!

December 26, 2010

Goobatron gets excited

Hi YOU KNOW!!!!
What?!?!  Is that something shiny?! I WANT IT!
Meoooooaaaaawwwwwn....
Too much excitement, you know! I love naps, you know, because I'm CUTE!

December 25, 2010

You are beneath THE KING.

You are beneath me.
You do not understand.
This is not a comment on my Kingly stature, Goober. I am on the couch, and you are on the floor, thus you are LITERALLY beneath me. What? You don't understand what figuratively means, you know? *sigh*

What!!!?!?!

Humdy humdy hoo...
What!?!?! 


December 20, 2010

The Lion Cut and the KING

Morning!  I am a white lion, you know!

Pay attention to me-I am the KING. I am so fast you can hardly see me!!

Wait what?!?!  What was that?!?

December 17, 2010

My magical blue ball.

I have a magical blue ball.
WHAT?!?!
This ball is not magic?!?
Then why am I GLOWING!?!?
I WIN.

I am a handsome devil-lucky you...

Why hello there!
Indeed, you have discovered me being a handsome devil.
I will now wink at you.
King Namcha is pleased.
Now go, before my humor changes.

December 16, 2010

Mrs. Claus

Hi you know!  I'm Mrs. Claus!
All I want for xmas is for my beard to grow in.

SHINY! I want it!

SHINY!  I want it! My butt wiggles in preparation!
I'm going to get it!
I GOT IT!
WHAT?!?!  I got you!?!

December 15, 2010

I love windows, you know!

I love windows, you know!

By any means necessary, pink lips and Jedi tricks.

Give the treat to Namcha... I will use my Jedi mind trick on you...
Don't make me break out my pink lips!  I will show them to you, you know!!
You canot resist cute level factor of 352!

December 14, 2010

Hi, you know!!! My name is SUMI!

Hi, you know!!!  My name is SUMI!
I like balls you know! 
What?!? Something shiny?!

December 13, 2010

I am NOT Santa!

I am NOT SANTA. I am King NAMCHEE!
Release me from this ignominious torment!
You will now receive the silent treatment.

December 11, 2010

Full extension

You have no idea how many pilates it takes to get to this level of extension, you know!!!


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