Full extension

You have no idea how many pilates it takes to get to this level of extension, you know!!!


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I can lick my eyeballs, you know!

I can lick my eyeballs.

See?

Miao-CHOO!

Ah ah ah.... I have to sneeze... 

Miaooo-CHOOO!  

Ahhhh.... much better, you know!

Aquiring new minions with my KINGLY gravitational pull...

Doopty, doopty doo... this bug on the wall is so interesting... I feel strangely warm...

What is THIS!? My powerful KINGLY forces of gravitation have attracted a furry black hole to my side!!!

Black hole, you have my kingly approval... I anoint you my new vassal.

What is this look of annoyance!?!

BOW BEFORE ME!  I am KING! How dare you question my KINGLY authority!

You have earned my kingly approval. You may stay.

Indeed, we make a handsome pair. You may stay on my throne awhile. you know!

WHAT?!?!  You have abandoned THE KING?!!!  I will have my vengeance, you know!!!

Take your best papparazzi shot now, you know! I am freaking ADORABLE...

I must be KING because I am handsome-take your picture now, you know!

What is taking so long? You will receive in retribution my kingly gaze of disapproval...

I am ready for you sculptor, bronze captor and various artists to capture my handsomeness!  Bring it!
GAK, hold on, I am eating my chin fur...

Hi, you know!!!!

Hi you KNOW!!!!! I am Goober. You may call me Gooberface or Goobatron or by my given name, Kirby. I love water. I love water and STALKING! I am stalking you right now!!! Can you see me? I love staring and I love water more! I stick my squishy face in it and get it all over my chin, you know!! My eyes are black because I am STALKING! I love it!
Hello again!!!! I am defeating the STRING MONSTER, you know! I love STRING, and WATER!!! I am winning without my vorpal sword! I win, you know because I am CUTE!

Goober approves of small spaces...

This is mine you know, mine!!!!!  I like small spaces, you know! You can't see me, you know! I'm HIDING!

Emoting kingly disapproval...

What is this hard silver object you have placed on my sleeping area!? I am emoting kingly disapproval.

Ah yes. This Entertainment Weekly you were intending to read before bed-this is acceptable, you know! However in light of earlier events this evening, I stick my tongue out at you.

Assisting humans with boxes can be exhausting, you know! (STARFER SCORE 19.5)

Goober could not handle assisting the human with putting together Ikea boxes-it was too much for her-she had to take a nap. As you can see, she successfully defeated the string monster and is sleeping next to its dead carcass.

As King, I helped my humans change the light bulb. This box is my current throne (I have many).

However I soon succummed to the lure of recumbant posing (to be submitted for STARFER point value).

STARFER SCORE: 19.5: Hmmm....  Very nice front paw symmetry.  And a cute, "perky" tail....  

However, as in the ongoing codification of STARFER a prop is not a prop if it merely "appears" in the photo, and is not a part of the pose, the boxes do not count, leaving Namcha, with a near max, unassisted, 19.5.  Congrats!

Two ears way up: Staring out the window

My favorite spot, you know!

The Great Namchini gives staring out the window a positive rating of two ears way up. According to a study published in my favorite newspaper, The Scratchington Post (http://bit.ly/2n9aa6) we handsome felines spend 21.6 % of our time looking out the window. I must concur-this is a most pleasant activity. This study attached feline cams to the participants and noted the most common activities. For the holidays, I am requesting such a camera for my collar. The masses must know the wondrous doings of my royals self. An acceptable camera might be (http://bit.ly/f4SHey) on ThinkGeek. What? Surprised at my tech savvy? My omniscience? Wait until I am wearing my KingCam, and you will no longer be surprised.

Another note, the same study found another common feline activity was spending time with other animals (11.8 %). I also try to find time to spend with my minions-one must to keep up kingly appearances, you know!

And now, back to the window...