December 17, 2010

My magical blue ball.

I have a magical blue ball.
WHAT?!?!
This ball is not magic?!?
Then why am I GLOWING!?!?
I WIN.

I am a handsome devil-lucky you...

Why hello there!
Indeed, you have discovered me being a handsome devil.
I will now wink at you.
King Namcha is pleased.
Now go, before my humor changes.

December 16, 2010

Mrs. Claus

Hi you know!  I'm Mrs. Claus!
All I want for xmas is for my beard to grow in.

SHINY! I want it!

SHINY!  I want it! My butt wiggles in preparation!
I'm going to get it!
I GOT IT!
WHAT?!?!  I got you!?!

December 15, 2010

I love windows, you know!

I love windows, you know!

By any means necessary, pink lips and Jedi tricks.

Give the treat to Namcha... I will use my Jedi mind trick on you...
Don't make me break out my pink lips!  I will show them to you, you know!!
You canot resist cute level factor of 352!

December 14, 2010

Hi, you know!!! My name is SUMI!

Hi, you know!!!  My name is SUMI!
I like balls you know! 
What?!? Something shiny?!

December 13, 2010

I am NOT Santa!

I am NOT SANTA. I am King NAMCHEE!
Release me from this ignominious torment!
You will now receive the silent treatment.