December 25, 2010

You are beneath THE KING.

You are beneath me.
You do not understand.
This is not a comment on my Kingly stature, Goober. I am on the couch, and you are on the floor, thus you are LITERALLY beneath me. What? You don't understand what figuratively means, you know? *sigh*


Humdy humdy hoo...

December 20, 2010

The Lion Cut and the KING

Morning!  I am a white lion, you know!

Pay attention to me-I am the KING. I am so fast you can hardly see me!!

Wait what?!?!  What was that?!?