January 6, 2011

A King, A Shadow and A Surprise

Hello, I am ready for my KINGLY address, but first I extend my KINGLY paw for your obsequious ministrations...
WHAT?!!?!
You interrupt my KINGLY ADDRESS shadow minion?!
Hi Namcha!  I like cuddling with you because you're warm.
Besides, I have my invisibility matrix on-so you can only see my eyes. How did you discover me?!
Have I not told you before? As KING I am both omnipotent and omniscient. My super power is being fluffy.
My castle, you are irksome.
And you just farted.
*sigh*

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